Finals week protip for those of you that like Civilization and hate studying:
Allow yourself one game at standard pace for the whole week. It sets a reasonable limit on procrastination and gives you incentive to spread it out evenly BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO HAVE LIKE 5 CIVLESS DAYS IN A ROW NOW DO WE???
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.